My Boring Life on the Interwebs

Dear @RedSox fans,

I am seriously concerned for you today. I hope you are all doing well and staying away from razor blades, rope, sleeping pills and other objects that might lead to your demise. You probably think that as a Yankees I fan can’t understand the pain you’re going through, but I still remember that playoff in 2004 when the Yankees choked away the chance to win the World Series to a certain team from Boston. Just because I said that doesn’t mean you should go and get cocky now. I’m just saying I feel your pain. I mean during the off season you could probably pick up a few more Tampa Bay Rays players and maybe try to make a run for it next year.

Ok, with that being said, I guess I should get to the messy part. You guys can SUCK IT. Yes you owned the Yankees this year and I had to hear it from you all year long. But now, you don’t get the chance to show how great a team you are. Sorry.

To sum it up, don’t kill yourself there’s always next year and SUCK IT! #SUCKIT #FUCKBOSTON

Sincerely,

Concerned Yankees Fan