My Boring Life on the Interwebs

So we’re walking out of the movie theater after seeing Contagion and we can hear this chick telling everyone who could listen to her, “That’s why you shouldn’t eat meat.” “That’s why y’all should be vegetarians.” As the movie theater lights came up, it turns out she’s somewhere around 300 pounds. I wanted to shout at her, french fries and candy bars aren’t vegetables….