October 2011
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Validation
Today I received validation that I am a damn good Graphic Designer. Someone completely ripped off one of my designs and posted it in an ad in the St. Pete Times. #feelsgood
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“You’ve got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for...”
– Steve Jobs (2005 Stanford Commencent Speech)
Thank you #SteveJobs for helping to build an amazing company that I get to be a part of every day. Your legacy will live on with each #Apple employee. Let’s keep the ball rolling in his memory.
September 2011
5 posts
A note from a Yankees fan
Dear @RedSox fans,
I am seriously concerned for you today. I hope you are all doing well and staying away from razor blades, rope, sleeping pills and other objects that might lead to your demise. You probably think that as a Yankees I fan can’t understand the pain you’re going through, but I still remember that playoff in 2004 when the Yankees choked away the chance to win the World...
So we’re walking out of the movie theater after seeing Contagion and we can hear this chick telling everyone who could listen to her, “That’s why you shouldn’t eat meat.” “That’s why y’all should be vegetarians.” As the movie theater lights came up, it turns out she’s somewhere around 300 pounds. I wanted to shout at her, french fries and...
Finally on a plane. Only 8 hours late.
I’m just glad our flight DIDN’T make the news today.
August 2011
3 posts
A Decade
#apple has now officially been a part of my life for 10 years and I’m still loving it.
Granted, for the first 9 years at IP I was only working PT and only had half the chance to be involved with the typical stuff that happens in every work place. Yet even in this past year, I can honestly say this is the best job I’ve ever had. Right now I feel like I matter at my place of work. I...
Thanks for everything Steve
I guess Steve Jobs won’t be signing my 10 year anniversary plaque…
July 2011
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Thanks whoever sat in this seat before me. The fact that I could have wrapped the seatbelt around myself twice makes me feel skinny.
June 2011
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May 2011
4 posts
I’ve seen it all now. Tusken Raiders “Sand People” dancing on stage to “Enter Sandman”
Happy 10th Apple Retail
It was ten years ago today that I started frantically searching the Apple site to see if they were going to open an Apple store in Tampa.
Luckily for me, they were. It’s been an exciting and amazing ride ever since. Thank you Apple!
Osama not Obama
Geraldo just flubbed it. Can’t we find a better reporter than this Fox News?
March 2011
4 posts
You kick down the door, shoot the captor in the...
Winning!
So much for people losing interest I’m the iPad. The line is still out the door here.
I’m at McDonald’s (New Port Richey, FL)
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January 2011
5 posts
A homeless guy with a cell phone? Who could he possibly be calling?
Thankfully I kept this old gift card…Otherwise I wouldn’t have had anything to scrape the ice off my car this morning.
How hilllllllarious would it be if the Seahawks went to the Super Bowl? Just sayin….
Dear Walmart. It’s time to stop wasting precious parking spots with cart returns. The American public is far to lazy to use them.
December 2010
4 posts
I’m at Disney’s Coronado Springs Resort
“There’s no place like Disney World for the holidays.”
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November 2010
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September 2010
2 posts
Why is it when I hear someone say they’ve hit a financial speed bump I immediately think they ran over I giant sack of cash with their car? LUCKY!
You know what I love is when Marco Rubio keeps accusing Charlie Crist of “Flip-Flopping”. Like no one is ever supposed to change their opinion on anything ever. What he calls “flip-flopping”, I call weighing your decision until you get it right. That’s what’s wrong with politics these days is most of them are bending to their party’s rule and not getting...
July 2010
6 posts
I almost just hit a pig on SR 54. Where the hell do I live? Green Acres? It’s a TV show kids.
Earlier while watching Bert the Conqueror, my daughter uttered words that were music to my ears. “Daddy, I don’t ever want to go on Sheikra” Yay!
After sitting through an hours worth of commercials, now we finally get to watch the trailers.
They were just playing “Blue Jean” by David Bowie and realized how much I used to love that song.
Bert, Bert Bert Bert
Watching Bert face plant in High Definition on Travel Channel HD.
June 2010
12 posts
Open Letter to Droid.
Dear Droid,
Please stop running your “Droid Does” commercials. Everything that “Droid Does” iPhone does better now… Please stop, it’s making you look clueless. Thanks.
Time to go see how crazy the lines are at the Apple store.
TAMPA!!!
My iPhone 4 is in Tampa. So excited…